Jack Sparrow, yes, it's me! You couldn't get rid of me that easily! :lol:
You know what's really sad, I actually remember most of the names of the McDonaldland characters. Instead of using that space in my brain to remember important things, I've allowed myself to become a pawn of corporate advertising!
If you want to know anything completely trivial and unimportant, ask me!
The big purple thing was Grimace. I don't think anyone knows what he is, but someone once said he probably looks like a kidney after a lifetime of eating McDonalds food.
There was also Mayor McCheese, Big Mac, the chief of police, Captain Crook (I had to look that one up) - he steals Filet-O-Fish sandwiches, Hamburglar - he settles for stealing plain hamburgers, the Fry Kids - those pom-pom things, and Early Bird.
I seem to recall a whole bunch of chicken McNuggets running around too.
That concludes my lecture for today on McDonalds advertising!