AshleyRayeRats
Well-Known Member
Sedona: I love you, but please stop trying to pull me in the cage with you. My clothes are on my body and would not be a good addition to your nest.
Kachina: No, you are not getting ANOTHER yogie treat. Just because you have adorable dumbo ears and a little gray patch on your face and a squeezable belly, it does not mean that you get double or triple the treats that the rest of the crew gets.
Mousie: Please cuddle with poor naked Ernie, you only do it about half the time and I know he gets cold without you!
Ernie: You are a sweet boy, but please stop using the flat hammie as a poo toilet. Also, I am sorry that you are so hen-pecked.
"The Girls": Poor Ernie is the only boy and you'd think he'd be in heaven with 3 girlfriends . . . but you ladies keep beating him up and he has more scratches on him then ever. Please be gentle with him, he doesn't have a furry coat like you do . . . I know you are sad that he is neutered and you can't get busy with him, but believe me, it is for the best.
Kachina: No, you are not getting ANOTHER yogie treat. Just because you have adorable dumbo ears and a little gray patch on your face and a squeezable belly, it does not mean that you get double or triple the treats that the rest of the crew gets.
Mousie: Please cuddle with poor naked Ernie, you only do it about half the time and I know he gets cold without you!
Ernie: You are a sweet boy, but please stop using the flat hammie as a poo toilet. Also, I am sorry that you are so hen-pecked.
"The Girls": Poor Ernie is the only boy and you'd think he'd be in heaven with 3 girlfriends . . . but you ladies keep beating him up and he has more scratches on him then ever. Please be gentle with him, he doesn't have a furry coat like you do . . . I know you are sad that he is neutered and you can't get busy with him, but believe me, it is for the best.