SqueakingJellybean
Mission Control -- All is ratness
Fellow SHIELD Ops and Agents,
We regret to inform you that Raven, SHIELD: Rat Division's tiniest and fastest agent, has retired from active duty. She passed after a short battle with the forces of PT; at first, it looked like she was winning, but a sudden change in her foe's tactics led to her defeat.
Raven taught Ops some new things about effective methods of redirecting attention, setting boundaries, and not giving in to floor-chewing tantrums (just because the curtains are delicious and have a great mouthfeel and she wants them nooooow does not mean she may have them; willow twigs are more fun, less damaging, and right beside you).
Agent Raven is predeceased by her brother, Special Agent Chess; she is survived by agents Rook and Cleopatra (their siblings), and by Agent Milo. They miss her very much and are all nesting sadly in honour of her passing. Cleopatra was watching over her when she passed.
Good night, tiniest girl. We love you and miss you, and you will be forever in our hearts.
Sincerely,
Ops
SHIELD: Rat Division
We regret to inform you that Raven, SHIELD: Rat Division's tiniest and fastest agent, has retired from active duty. She passed after a short battle with the forces of PT; at first, it looked like she was winning, but a sudden change in her foe's tactics led to her defeat.
Raven taught Ops some new things about effective methods of redirecting attention, setting boundaries, and not giving in to floor-chewing tantrums (just because the curtains are delicious and have a great mouthfeel and she wants them nooooow does not mean she may have them; willow twigs are more fun, less damaging, and right beside you).
Agent Raven is predeceased by her brother, Special Agent Chess; she is survived by agents Rook and Cleopatra (their siblings), and by Agent Milo. They miss her very much and are all nesting sadly in honour of her passing. Cleopatra was watching over her when she passed.
Good night, tiniest girl. We love you and miss you, and you will be forever in our hearts.
Sincerely,
Ops
SHIELD: Rat Division