OMG, she's so not kidding!
I grew up in Missouri, where only "dirty" people had cockroaches. The biggest ones I had ever seen were probably still less than an inch long, and I thought THAT was bad enough...
fast forward a few years...when I moved to Dallas, I swear to you, I thought there was a flappin' 747 landed outside my new apartment, but no...come to find out, it was a frickin' frackin' COCKROACH!!! You should have seen the screaming and general mayhem that ensued. It didn't take me even a minute to make it down 3 flights of stairs and into the manager's office, demanding the immediate return of my deposit and first month's rent. It was only then I found out that these are a species known as wood roaches, and they exist EVERYWHERE in Texas, regardless of cleanliness. Nauseating!!
That same stupid "little" bugger took up residence right outside my door, and I swear on my life, he considered it home! I was half considering charging him a portion of the rent, but I hear they're just bums anyway...