CardboardCastles
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A woman comes home and tells her husband, âRemember those headaches Iâve been having all these years? Well, theyâre gone.â No more headaches?â the husband asks, âWhat happened?â
His wife replies, âMargie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.
âIt worked, the headaches are all gone!â The husband replies, âWell, that is wonderful.â
His wife then says, âYou know, you havenât been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why donât you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?â
The husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, âDonât move, Iâll be right back.â
He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before. His wife says, âBoy, that was wonderful!â The husband says, âDonât move! I will be right back.â He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time.
The wife sits up and her head is spinning. Her husband again says, âDonât move, Iâll be right back.â With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying, âSheâs not my wife. Sheâs not my wife. Sheâs not my wife!â
His wife replies, âMargie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.
âIt worked, the headaches are all gone!â The husband replies, âWell, that is wonderful.â
His wife then says, âYou know, you havenât been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why donât you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?â
The husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, âDonât move, Iâll be right back.â
He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before. His wife says, âBoy, that was wonderful!â The husband says, âDonât move! I will be right back.â He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time.
The wife sits up and her head is spinning. Her husband again says, âDonât move, Iâll be right back.â With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying, âSheâs not my wife. Sheâs not my wife. Sheâs not my wife!â