KITCHENER-- In a surprising turn of events, the local League of Spherical Squirrels has inadvertently joined SHIELD's agent exchange program. A junior agent was found this afternoon by Ops, having plummeted from LoSS' base camp to the sidewalk below. As there were hostiles in the immediate area, Ops set up a perimeter watch in an attempt to reconnect the LoSS agent with her base. Unfortunately, due to an injury sustained in the fall (her bottom teeth went through the roof of her mouth on impact), LoSS Central Command refused to take her back. Consequently, SHIELD: Rat Division immediately placed the junior agent with a specialized training facility in a nearby city. She will be with similar junior agents until such time as she has completed training and may be returned to the field. Current agents had this to say: "She's so tiny! Except for her feet. Oh my goodness, those feet are HUGE!"-- Rook "Don't forget the angry. She's so fierce and loud!" -- Cleo "Is she gonna eat that?" -- Milo The junior agent, code name Eurus, commented only, "EEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"