dreamwarrior
Well-Known Member
:heart: "The Installation of Love" :heart:
Installing Love on
the Human Computer:
Tech
Support: Yes, how can I help
you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration,
I've decided to
install Love. Can you guide me
through the process?
Tech
Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you
ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical,
but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?
Tech
Support: The first step is to open your
Heart. Have you located your Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are
several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are
running?
Tech
Support: What programs are running
?
Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt,
Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right
now.
Tech
Support: No problem, Love will
gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in
your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love
will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High
Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment.
Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those
off ?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them
off. Can you tell me
how?
Tech
Support: With pleasure. Go to your start
menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and
Resentment have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started
installing itself. Is that normal?
Tech
Support: Yes, but remember that you have
only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to
get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message
already. It says, "Error - Program not run on external components." What
should I do?
Tech
Support: Don't worry. It means
that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been
run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love
yourself before you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I
do?
Tech
Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance;
then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and
Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer: Okay,
done.
Tech
Support: Now, copy them to the "My
Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin
patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose
Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it
is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is
filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and
Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this
normal?
Tech
Support: Sometimes. For others it takes
awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is
installed and running.
One more thing
before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules
to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some
cool modules back to you.
Customer: Thank you,
God.
God/Tech
Support: You're welcome,
anytime.
Installing Love on
the Human Computer:
Tech
Support: Yes, how can I help
you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration,
I've decided to
install Love. Can you guide me
through the process?
Tech
Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you
ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical,
but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?
Tech
Support: The first step is to open your
Heart. Have you located your Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are
several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are
running?
Tech
Support: What programs are running
?
Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt,
Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right
now.
Tech
Support: No problem, Love will
gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in
your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love
will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High
Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment.
Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those
off ?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them
off. Can you tell me
how?
Tech
Support: With pleasure. Go to your start
menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and
Resentment have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started
installing itself. Is that normal?
Tech
Support: Yes, but remember that you have
only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to
get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message
already. It says, "Error - Program not run on external components." What
should I do?
Tech
Support: Don't worry. It means
that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been
run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love
yourself before you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I
do?
Tech
Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance;
then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and
Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer: Okay,
done.
Tech
Support: Now, copy them to the "My
Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin
patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose
Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it
is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is
filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and
Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this
normal?
Tech
Support: Sometimes. For others it takes
awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is
installed and running.
One more thing
before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules
to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some
cool modules back to you.
Customer: Thank you,
God.
God/Tech
Support: You're welcome,
anytime.
