I was browsing the Amazon.com website earlier today and I came across a number of downright crazy things that are available for sale. Many, if not most, of the items are intended as jokes, but seriously, who buys this stuff? I guess Amazon is picking up where the old joke shops left off! Accoutrements Squirrel Coffee Cup Squirrel not included.[/*:m:19qyxd02] 1-1/4" x 1-1/4" (3.2 cm x 3.2 cm) porcelain Squirrel Coffee Cup[/*:m:19qyxd02] As you sit down for your morning coffee, have you ever considered sharing with the squirrels?[/*:m:19qyxd02] Price: $6.40 http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-Squ ... pd_sim_t_2 Accoutrements Squirrel Underpants Standard white cotton jockey-type drawers[/*:m:19qyxd02] One size fits most squirrels[/*:m:19qyxd02] Will also fit most guinea pigs[/*:m:19qyxd02] Held up with an elastic band for a perfect fit[/*:m:19qyxd02] Can be also be used on other squirrel-sized rodents[/*:m:19qyxd02] Price: $6.46 http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-118 ... gy_t_img_z Accoutrements Girl Squirrel Underpants Appropriate for all ages of girl squirrels[/*:m:19qyxd02] One size fits most girl squirrels[/*:m:19qyxd02] Will also fit most guinea pigs[/*:m:19qyxd02] Held up with an elastic band for a perfect fit[/*:m:19qyxd02] Can be also be used on other squirrel-sized rodents[/*:m:19qyxd02] Price: $6.09 http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-120 ... gy_t_img_y Gag Gifts - Instant Irish Accent Breath Spray Magical mouth spray that gives you an Irish accent in an instant![/*:m:19qyxd02] Spearmint flavoured breath spray[/*:m:19qyxd02] Just one spritz activates invisible language receptors in the mouth whilst freshening your breath![/*:m:19qyxd02] 7.5 ml (0.25 fl oz)[/*:m:19qyxd02] Please note that this is a novelty item and will not actually make you talk like an Irishman[/*:m:19qyxd02] Price: $6.73 http://www.amazon.com/Gag-Gifts-Instant ... pd_sim_t_5 Look And Feel Canadian Breath Spray Gain insight into deep issues through a Breath Spray[/*:m:19qyxd02] 25 fl oz[/*:m:19qyxd02] peppermint flavor spray from Blue Q[/*:m:19qyxd02] Breath Spray from Blue Q is perfect to freshen your breath[/*:m:19qyxd02] Great Gift for family or friends[/*:m:19qyxd02] Price: $7.02 http://www.amazon.com/Look-Feel-Canadia ... pd_sim_t_1 Fakin' Eh!: How to Pretend to Be Canadian Price: $11.42 http://www.amazon.com/Fakin-Eh-How-Pret ... pd_sim_t_1 Accoutrements Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats High Quality Vinyl[/*:m:19qyxd02] Four-Point Elastic Strap[/*:m:19qyxd02] Makes Your Cat Extraordinary[/*:m:19qyxd02] Price: $4.75 http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-Inf ... d_sim_t_10 Raising Unicorns: Your Step-by-Step Guide to Starting and Running a Successful - and Magical! - Unicorn Farm Welcome to the whimsical and very lucrative world of unicorn farming! This is an industry like no other with potential limited only by your imagination. As a future unicorn farmer, you will experience the wide and unique array of opportunities, challenges, and joys of caring for these majestic creatures. From the Introduction In this book, author Jessica S. Marquis provides everything you need to know to make a good living as a unicorn farmer. From choosing the right breed (Purebred; Twinkletoe; Karmic; Gigglerump; Horse with Horn) to picking the unicorn farm dream team (an alchemist; stable hands; groomers; The On-Call Virgin (OCV); lawyers), you are guaranteed to have a magical journey. The only reference of its kind, this book proves you can live in fantasylandâand still make money. Price: $5.58 http://www.amazon.com/Raising-Unicorns- ... pd_sim_t_5 Adhesive Bandages Tin Container measures approx. 3-3/4" H[/*:m:19qyxd02] Each tin contains fifteen bandages[/*:m:19qyxd02] Each bandage measures approx. 3" L x 3/4" W[/*:m:19qyxd02] Each tin contains a bonus trinket.[/*:m:19qyxd02] Price: $5.97 http://www.amazon.com/BACON-shaped-them ... d_sim_b_62 Big Mouth Toys Bacon Dashboard Dancer Constructed Of Plastic With Wire Spring To Produce Shakin Movement[/*:m:19qyxd02] Adhesive Bottom To Keep Item In Place If Desired[/*:m:19qyxd02] Can be placed almost anywhere[/*:m:19qyxd02] Great gift for bacon lovers[/*:m:19qyxd02] Show everyone how much you love bacon[/*:m:19qyxd02] Price: $7.25 http://www.amazon.com/Big-Mouth-Toys-Da ... pd_sim_t_6 ...AND LOTS, LOTS MORE!