LOL.I love when I fall asleep accidentally and my little guy sneaks off the couch and chews my speaker wires. I wake up and always wonder why the TV audio is so quiet. He must be wanting to make sure I get good sleep without any additional noise from the TV. So considerate!
He's also very concerned about my appearance- he will come over while I'm sitting on the couch, while we're watching TV, sit down on my chest, and pee on my shirt, necessitating that I swap it out for a clean one. He never lets me go out in yesterday's shirt...
He also tries to make sure I don't get too fat- I will be sitting on the bed eating breakfast, and he will sneak up when I'm looking away, and drag my toast off my plate and take it under the blankets with him. Sometimes I don't find it until the next day- after the peanutbutter or marmalade has soaked into the sheets; that's his way of reminding me to make the bed!
I don't know how he got to be so intuitive about humans, but without him I would be such a mess!