SqueakingJellybean
Mission Control -- All is ratness
Fellow Mission Controllers and Agents,
We regret to inform you that Agent Della of SHIELD: Rat Division was retired from service today after a very short and sudden battle with that dragon, cancer. She was predeceased by her sister Elsa, and is survived by her sister Mara.
Della was a sweet girl, though she had a few behavioural issues from her childhood that she never quite shook. She was loving and licky with Mission Control, but occasionally went rogue and terrorized her fellow agents. She was also prone to attacking Mission Control if we altered the command centre with her still inside. We learned from her that not all the love in the world can erase some deeply ingrained traumas. It can help, but it's not always enough. We also learned that sometimes a dish of water is just to play in-- drinking bottles are for drinking, a dish of water is for splashing about in.
Mara is not quite sure how to deal with Della's retirement. We will be keeping a very close eye on her over the next little while. Della will be sorely missed by all who knew her, and she will remain forever in our hearts.
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Mission Control
SHIELD: Rat Division
We regret to inform you that Agent Della of SHIELD: Rat Division was retired from service today after a very short and sudden battle with that dragon, cancer. She was predeceased by her sister Elsa, and is survived by her sister Mara.
Della was a sweet girl, though she had a few behavioural issues from her childhood that she never quite shook. She was loving and licky with Mission Control, but occasionally went rogue and terrorized her fellow agents. She was also prone to attacking Mission Control if we altered the command centre with her still inside. We learned from her that not all the love in the world can erase some deeply ingrained traumas. It can help, but it's not always enough. We also learned that sometimes a dish of water is just to play in-- drinking bottles are for drinking, a dish of water is for splashing about in.
Mara is not quite sure how to deal with Della's retirement. We will be keeping a very close eye on her over the next little while. Della will be sorely missed by all who knew her, and she will remain forever in our hearts.
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Mission Control
SHIELD: Rat Division
