Phrases that would sound absolutely crazy if you didn't have rats

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Ha ha, great thread! I am sure I will think of more, but for now, here is one:

"Look what a big raisin he/she made!" :p
 
When I hear protest squeaking in the CN ...

"Somebody better not be humping somebody else!"

99% of the time its my two boys Basil and Oliver taking turns on who's on top ... and they've both been neutered for ages.
 
Randomly yelling "that tickles" when no one is close. I get really weird looks from my family. But I'm a new mommy so I'll have more I'm sure it.
 
"How did you get up there?" "Oh god, please don't jump." Those are pretty frequent since my boys are extremely adventurous and like to pretend they're Superman.
 
"Cinna I WILL have them cut your balls off."

LOL, you have any human males in your household? 'Cause that would probably make them reflexively cringe. Heh, there are times I wish my boyos didn't come pre-neutered just so I could say that and drive my hubby nuts at the same time.
 
The phrase "I've lost our child again" or "Our child is missing" Comes up a lot as well. I refer to my ratties as my children so this usually gets some odd comments when I'm on skype with my friend. My ratties like to take naps during out time in hidey places and it takes about an hour to find them.

All my animals are male, but I usually only threaten the rabbit with a neuter since he recently took up humping my arm as his favourite pass time.
 
I'll just randomly yell at squeals and squeaks "play nice", or "simmer down in there",

I say these all the time!

"I told you to stop playing in the carpet!"

This one just made me laugh! Probably because I totally thought of someone taking it the wrong way.. Dirty mind tonight I guess...

"Don't pee on his face!"
"Cinna I WILL have them cut your balls off."

Mine are very similar, but usually "Who peed on you!" and "You boys know the rules! Behave or off with the nads!"
 
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