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Old 05-24-2017, 10:40 PM   #131
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Rise, thread! Rise from your mighty sleep! :: finger wiggling::

There's an article on a comedy site (which one is unimportant) wherein the writer describes the setting of a commercial from a few years back. "The ad opens on the... dank rat den of an office."

My first thoughts: "The description is utterly wrong. There's nowhere near enough Kleenex in that office for it to be a proper rat den. And dank? Well, maybe if it's the day before cage-cleaning and several have been marinating, then sure, a little. Otherwise, though? Not so much. Have you seen some of the hammocks out here? Go away, and try your metaphor again!"


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So that is number 169
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I just took the time to go back through and read all of the posts. There is some really great stuff in here.
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This is from my rat group on FB... I just had to share this lady's story. I'm sure she won't mind. I found it quite funny!

Oh-1 more joy of being a ratty-mom. Picked up a piece of my boy LeCrae's huge poop that was on the carpet, stuck it into the pocket of my sweater and forgot about it. Later put my vitamin C pill (which is the same size and shape as rat poop) into the same pocket of my sweater. Just now I reached into pocket and swallowed what I thought was my vit. C. It tasted weird. Later went to throw out the rat poop and found my vit. C pill. Oh-BLICK!!!!
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This is from my rat group on FB... I just had to share this lady's story. I'm sure she won't mind. I found it quite funny!

Oh-1 more joy of being a ratty-mom. Picked up a piece of my boy LeCrae's huge poop that was on the carpet, stuck it into the pocket of my sweater and forgot about it. Later put my vitamin C pill (which is the same size and shape as rat poop) into the same pocket of my sweater. Just now I reached into pocket and swallowed what I thought was my vit. C. It tasted weird. Later went to throw out the rat poop and found my vit. C pill. Oh-BLICK!!!!
NOOOOoooooo! Rofl!!!!
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Oh my god I would just die!!!
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